Funny Insurance Claims

This is a collection of actual statements from insurance claim forms submitted to various insurance companies. I can proudly say none of the these statements were from our customers. Well they could be, but I wouldn’t know it. So I am going with they are not from our┬ácustomers. Enjoy…

  • “The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.”
  • “The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.”
  • “The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.”
  • “I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive if I had thought there was any risk.”
  • “The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.”
  • “I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.”

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